girl, 10,000 years old & i like things.
much crazier and meaner than i appear to be


there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good

For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid

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how many times have i seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is hitting his face or smth and she’s looking at me like stay away from my man…listen im just trying to solve a puzzle you beautiful idiot


Mom came home from work last night, went into the kitchen, started to make dinner, and then walked into the dining room to see this.

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did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

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